Me: Lets go on a looooong trip!
You: Lets see how many leaves I can manage now….
Me: Ha! You cant patao your boss for a few measly leaves?? this is like the dark ages! whats the point of working so hard??? (continue in same strain)
You (after a week) : Ok, I’ve got the leave approved, spoken to the travel agent, worked out some finances… when do you want to go?
Me: err…my boss said No
Me: Yayyy lets go to Europe
You: Yayyy lets go to South Africa
Me: ???!!! (if you havent got the relevance you live a blessed existence without cricket and I envy you!!)
Me: You STILL havent packed and we have to wake up at 5 tomorrow
You: Its only 1 tiny suitcase…takes 15 min
You: Are you taking ALL that stuff?
Me (humph): You never know we might get stranded somewhere
You: Yes on the very real chance of that happening those clothes are what will save us!!
You: err…do you have some room to fit my shoes?
You: Can you give us a window and an aisle in the same row?
Irritatingly-Helpful-Counter-Guy: I can give you 2 seats side-by-side (beaming)
Me: We dont WANT that, can you give us a window and an aisle in the same row?
I-H-C-G (now lookin scared): But…but…why would anyone want that?
Both: WE do!
I-H-C-G: yesyes (speeds up the process just to get rid of the psychos)
You: wow nice hotel
Me: hmmm…this isnt the view we booked…this is partial-sea-partial pool-partial verandah of next guy view…we had asked for full-sea-partial-pool-semi sunset view…lets ask them to change it?
You: But the TV works fine
Me (after some up and down): Ok its similar but this room is actually better
Me: Yayyy the geyser works
You: Yayyy ESPN works
Me: Ok what places do we visit tomorrow? i’ll google
You: Where do we eat and drink tomorrow? i’ll gobble
You: wake up! what happened to all the grand plans for today?
Me: hmmm mmm 5 min…snooze button!
Me: we are late! lets gooooo!!
You: mmm hmmm 5 min…snooze button!
You: Beach-lazing and water-sports!
Me: Again? Shopping!
You: Again??! Pub!!
Me: Its be-yew-ti-ful!